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inksweats from an exhausted pen...

you may say i'm a dreamer...

likes:
-dancing in the rain
-reading
-writing
-photography
-scrapbooking
-meandering
-mustache paraphanalia (but notsomuch actual mustaches)
-thieving info ideas from Rukisa ;-*

dislikes:
-people who suck
-vampires that sparkle
-being lonely
-clowns
-working retail

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stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.
Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.
36,144 notes | 6 hours ago
“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note.

So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.”

I saw her — boy, I’m telling you, I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously she wasn’t going to the right people.

I said to her, “I’m doing a convention two weeks from now in St. Louis.” And two weeks from then, in somewhere else, you know? She also came to New York - she was able to afford to got to these places. That went on for two or three years, maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her.

And then all of the sudden — nothing. I didn’t hear anything. I had no idea what had happened to her because I never really saved her address.

Eight years later, I get a letter saying, “I do want to thank you so much for what you did for me, because I just got my Master’s degree in electronic engineering.”

That’s…to me, the best thing I’ve ever done in my life.”

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74,620 notes | 14 hours ago

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vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
72,393 notes | 16 hours ago
My friend: Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
Me: Do you love your boyfriend?
My friend: Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
Me: Imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
My friend: That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
Me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
65,290 notes | 19 hours ago

mypandemonium:

These kittens are so cute it makes me uncomfortable. Like I just want to cuddle my computer…

(Source: uncomfortableconfusion)

110,897 notes | 22 hours ago

nerdfighter13812:

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

I’m a Christian and I approve this message.

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38,714 notes | 1 day ago

bitchesaintthori:

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

THIS.

109,161 notes | 1 day ago

mykaylaisnotonfire:

“Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. What I wonder is why everybody doesn’t carry a book around for those inevitable dead spots in life.”

-Stephen King

well, speak of the devil, Mr. King; I’m luggin’ around one of your books right now =]

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121,686 notes | 1 day ago

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whattheworldhastooffer:

Pennsylvania Missing Person: Matt Royer, 21 year old male from Collegeville/ Skippack area last seen Friday May 17th 2013 but never made it to his destination from his drive home from the University of Rhode Island Thursday night for the summer.
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=9107929
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Moriarty’s face is, like, horror-movie scary.

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13,647 notes | 1 day ago

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mypandemonium:

tzviaariella:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

This takes me back to the self-defense unit in high school. We got to practice on the school cop. Brave man.
(Also, there’s no step 7. That amuses me.)

Noooo why did you have to point out that there’s no “Step 7” ugh… Fuck…

there’s a 7! just no ‘step 7’….
106,645 notes | 1 day ago

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braydaaan:

everyone needs to reblog this srsly im making it a rule 
319,972 notes | 2 days ago

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

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28,975 notes | 2 days ago

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mypandemonium:

Recipe is up for the S’mores cupcakes. Enjoy everyone!
(via The Random Things I Do)

look at my awesome girlfriend’s epic cupcakes!
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